Bastard Awards 2024: Day Nine: The Golden Turd
Welcome to the Bastard Awards 2024! Where we acknowledge the biggest dickheads of the past 12 months. This year we have nine categories:
The Pinocchio: Bastard Journalist, Media Personality, or News Organisation. WINNER: The New York Times
Dickhead of State: Bastard leader of a country. WINNER: Benjamin Netanyahu
Rusty Guillotine: Bastard Billionaire, Company and/or Capitalist WINNER: ELON MUSK
The Ding Dong Award: Bastard who died this year WINNER: BRIAN THOMPSON
Super Soaker Full of Piss: Worst Celebrity WINNER: SEAN "DIDDY" COMBS
Dull Scalpel: Worst Medical, Health or Wellness Influencer WINNER: ROBERT F KENNEDY JR.
The Holy Shit: Worst Religious Figure WINNER: STEVEN ANDERSON
Golden Magpie: Coolest Person Who Did the Coolest Stuff WINNER: WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN
Golden Turd: Bastard of the Year
Please comment below for who you think deserves our most dishonourable award, The Golden Turd for Bastard of the Year. Most upvoted comment wins. Poll closes every 24 hours or so.
Welcome to the Bastard Awards 2024! Where we acknowledge the biggest dickheads of the past 12 months. This year we have nine categories:
The Pinocchio: Bastard Journalist, Media Personality, or News Organisation. WINNER: The New York Times
Dickhead of State: Bastard leader of a country. WINNER: Benjamin Netanyahu
Rusty Guillotine: Bastard Billionaire, Company and/or Capitalist WINNER: ELON MUSK
The Ding Dong Award: Bastard who died this year WINNER: BRIAN THOMPSON
Super Soaker Full of Piss: Worst Celebrity WINNER: SEAN "DIDDY" COMBS
Dull Scalpel: Worst Medical, Health or Wellness Influencer WINNER: ROBERT F KENNEDY JR.
The Holy Shit: Worst Religious Figure WINNER: STEVEN ANDERSON
Golden Magpie: Coolest Person Who Did the Coolest Stuff WINNER: WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN
Golden Turd: Bastard of the Year
Please comment below for who you think deserves our most dishonourable award, The Golden Turd for Bastard of the Year. Most upvoted comment wins. Poll closes every 24 hours or so.